Property Valuation Advisors Greatest Quotes

World's 10 Greatest Quotes

I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by four o'clock.
Never get into fights with ugly people because they have nothing to lose.
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
If you got the facts on your side, pound the facts; if you got the law, pound the law; if you have neither, pound the table.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
You can observe a lot by just watching. - Yogi Berra
No wonder nobody comes here -- it's too crowded. - Yogi Berra

What the heck, here's two more:

If you're not the lead dog, the view never changes.
People will obey almost any reasonable request except: "Please remain seated until the captain has brought the aircraft to a complete stop at the gate."